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    How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

    Post  mudra on Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:23 am

    How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
    1 to move it to the Lighting section
    2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
    7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs image
    5 to flame the spell checkers
    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversyimage
    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
    13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


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    Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

    Post  Adv on Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:03 pm

    heh ... Nice.
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    Post  SiriArc on Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:14 am

    And Inquiring Minds Want To Know These Additions (FurSur):
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    Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

    Post  SiriArc on Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:18 am

    B T W

    Mu D Ra

    Isn‘t there already a Generally Finicky Lightbulb Thread?
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    Post  mudra on Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:15 am

    SiriArc wrote:B T W

    Mu D Ra

    Isn‘t there already a Generally Finicky Lightbulb Thread?

    It seems the power line is faulty in that area brother Siri .
    There have indeed been occurrences there where members have reported that despite the light bulbs chosen they could simply not switch the light on scratch
    Here at the central board we are doing all we can to remedy the situation and apologize for the inconveniences.

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    Here She Comes To Save The Day

    Post  SiriArc on Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:30 am

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    Post  mudra on Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:17 am

    LOL ..Siri

    Carrying the Holy Light bulb where it may .


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    Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

    Post  Raven on Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:19 am

    ROFL Siri Arc, you are one funny guy and so astute. I love what you did with Mudras avatar, I think she should use it :) Great post Mudra, gave me lots of giggles. Love, Raven
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    Post  mudra on Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:50 pm

    Raven wrote: I love what you did with Mudras avatar, I think she should use it :) Love, Raven

    And so be it Raven .
    Thank you Siri cheers

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    Post  Raven on Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:48 pm

    I love it Mudra, and it so fits you :) What a great gift from siriarc. I think you have the best avatar ever Mudra.
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    Post  SiriArc on Sat May 01, 2010 3:08 am

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    Post  mudra on Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:00 am

    Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Three -- one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change- and not-change it.

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    Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

    Post  lawlessline on Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:56 am

    Whats going on???? Someone has changed a light bulb? Why wasn't I informed of the predescision of the changing of the bulb. Man I really must pay better attention.
    Next time can it be a tulip bulb that we put in place?
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    Post  ClearWater on Sat Mar 05, 2011 1:44 pm

    mudra wrote:Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Three -- one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change- and not-change it.

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    What the...I just heard this joke a few days ago.


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    Q: How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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    Post  SiriArc on Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:12 am




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    Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

    Post  Mercuriel on Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:00 am

    Wait a minute - I Moved a Lightbulb from the Shipping Crate to beside the Socket so as to Merge it with an Extension Cord hookup after checking that It's Profile was in order.

    Now I find out Its been changed already ?

    Huh ?

    Ei Yei Yei...

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    Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

    Post  lindabaker on Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:47 pm

    What is a lightbulb?
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    Post  Carol on Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:28 pm

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    Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

    Post  Floyd on Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:15 am

    How many arse kissers does it take to change Charles light bulb
    18
    (and they have to pay for the bulb)
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    Post  ClearWater on Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:32 am

    Q: How many psychotherapists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: One...but it has to want to change.
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    Post  Floyd on Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:37 am

    Q.How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb
    A.Cucumber
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    Post  lindabaker on Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:11 am

    Floyd, we have the same sense of humor. That was one of the best, cucumber. Love that.
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    Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

    Post  Floyd on Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:37 am

    Q.How many forum conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb
    A None. They would argue that the light bulb is a controlling mechanism to keep us accustomed to a mind programming artificial light powered by nature destroying power stations that serve to disconnect humanity from their rightful proximity to the heart of nature. They would also argue that all the light bulb manufacturers are owned by one uber company that in turn is owned by inter dimensional lizards with the destruction of humanity its single agenda. The president of this inter galactic trans dimensional reptilian conglomerate is headed by Chales and his witless stooge Bill Ryan whom he uses to dissemimate disinformation into the conspiracy world by allowing nonsensical disinformationist diarrhea to percolate through the internet, forcing us all to work in darkness as we have no light bulbs left.


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    Post  Mercuriel on Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:46 am

    How many Impresssionists does It take to change a Lightbulb ?

    40 - No wait 50 - Holup 60 er' ah - 50'ish or so...

    Huh ?


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    Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

    Post  Carol on Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:52 am

    Floyd wrote:Q.How many forum conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb
    A None. They would argue that the light bulb is a controlling mecahnism to keep us accustomed to a mind programming artificial light powered by nature destroying power stations that serve to disconnect humanity from their rightful proximity to the heart of nature. They would also argue that all the light bulb manufacturers are owned by one uber company that in turn is owned by inter dimensional lizards with the destruction of humanity its single agenda. The president of this inter galactic trans dimensional reptilian conglomerate is headed by Chales and his witless stooge Bill Ryan whom he uses to dissemimate disinformation into the conspiracy world by allowing nonsensical disinformationist diarrhea to percolate through the internet, forcing us all to work in darkness as we have no light bulbs left.

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