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    Knowledge is Power

    Post  TRANCOSO on Sun May 23, 2010 2:33 pm

    Sacred & Secret Knowledge - Earth Handbook vol. 1 - Galactic Federation of Lies Eyes Only


    In preparation of their mission on Planet Earth, members of the Galactic Federation of Lies have to learn a lot of, what seems to many, completely useless knowledge.

    But than again, one day, it just might save their life. Or yours.

    1. 'TYPEWRITER' is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.


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    Post  TRANCOSO on Mon May 24, 2010 10:06 am

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    2. The names of the continents all end with the same letter, with which they start.

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    Post  TRANCOSO on Mon May 24, 2010 4:00 pm

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    3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.

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    4. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.


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    Post  TRANCOSO on Tue May 25, 2010 5:33 pm

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    5. All of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are stuck on 4:20.


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    Post  TRANCOSO on Tue May 25, 2010 9:37 pm

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    6. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.


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    7. A snail can sleep for 3 years in a row.


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    Post  TRANCOSO on Wed May 26, 2010 4:48 pm

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    8. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants.


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    9. 'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.


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    Post  TRANCOSO on Wed May 26, 2010 8:27 pm

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    10. On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building, is an American flag.


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    11. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.


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    Post  JesterTerrestrial on Thu May 27, 2010 9:03 pm

    wow thats some funny

    you are a genius!!! This is good.

    did you think these jokes up all on you own by yourself with out any help from other paid agents?

    This is amazing (Now)

    very good work. keep up the good work.

    good job i cant wait to see what good posts you come up with next!!!

    Thanks so much for this very good thread. Its very good.

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    Post  TRANCOSO on Thu May 27, 2010 10:33 pm

    JesterTerrestrial wrote:wow thats some funny

    you are a genius!!! This is good.

    did you think these jokes up all on you own by yourself with out any help from other paid agents?

    This is amazing (Now)

    very good work. keep up the good work.

    good job i cant wait to see what good posts you come up with next!!!

    Thanks so much for this very good thread. Its very good.

    Good.


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    12. There are more chickens than people in the world.


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    13. There are 333 dimples on a regular golf ball.



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    Post  TRANCOSO on Fri May 28, 2010 12:27 pm

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    14. The majority of women live in Asia.


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    Post  TRANCOSO on Fri May 28, 2010 6:35 pm

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    15. There are 3 groups of people: those who can count & those who can't.


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    16. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.


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    17. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.



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    Post  TRANCOSO on Sun May 30, 2010 5:28 pm

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    18. GOD is your consciousness.



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    Post  TRANCOSO on Mon May 31, 2010 3:13 pm

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    19. In most advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10


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    Post  TRANCOSO on Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:35 am

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    20. Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes on one foot.


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    Post  TRANCOSO on Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:55 am

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    21. The sentence 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter in the alphabet.


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    Post  TRANCOSO on Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:33 pm

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    22. Only when contact is imminent, there will be disclosure.


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    Post  TRANCOSO on Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:21 pm

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    23. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.


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    24. Never trust a hippie.


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