For soon we will be among you.
I AM Zardon and I come amongst you hand head and heart.
We note that you earth folk are troubled.
It makes us sad.
But that is mostly because you eat in mcdonalds and are enveloped in us propaganda.
Unlike most aliens, I Zardon, am not an alien
Being who high fives those others who are daft
Enough to bend to the usual pro usa ufo bullshit.
For.. My brothers and sisters. I AM Zardon
I have come to say.. Dont worry about ISON
For there is much such shite involved in such bollocks.
Brothers and sisters.
Some will ascend
And upwards they will go like little corks floating up to the top
Of a bath filled with water.
Zardon, say this
If yea ascend
You better make sure you have the right papers at the border
Otherwise you could be in for a very short ride..
I remain your loving and humble servant.
We will be coming soon. I think.